Sunday, March 23, 2008

this week's guffaws

I must say that it is getting late on Sunday night, and I'm realizing that I only sent one funny email to my guffaws folder this week... so apparently, this week's entry will be a little lighter than usual. But, I must say that the photos you are about to see really cracked me up when they graced my inbox the other day. I must include the original comments that accompanied the photos in the version that I was sent (not taking any credit at all for the sarcastic comments). Without further ado, here we go with "Jersey Rocks."

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Spray on tan galore. The guy in front is a loser because he doesn't have his collar popped.

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What is with the "Blue Steel?" Is everyone in Jersey Derek Zoolander?

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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It's the angry guy from before, and he's joined by Sly Stallone's creepy psycho cousin. How funny would it be if all these guys were 25? In Jersey, anything's possible.

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I mean if the objective was to grab your attention, mission accomplished. Tell me your eyes didn't go straight to pink jacket.

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"Wait, so how many layers of this stuff are we supposed to put on?"

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Please note the guy on the right. He's a little too pale. Maybe his oompa-loompa friend could help him out.

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Now doesn't he look so much better in this picture?

Okay, those are some of the funniest pictures of people taking themselves WAY too seriously. And, come on, how serious can anyone take an unnaturally orange person?! Oh, those oompa-loompas scared the crud out of me as a kid!!