this week's guffaws

Oh my. My dear friend Bin either has the best nose for funny stuff on the web, or she's got some seriously connected peeps who send her the good stuff, which she promptly emails my way. Either way, she has provided the fodder for this week's guffaws, and I have to say that I have looked at this website several times this week-- at the same stuff each and every time-- and I have laughed uncontrollably again and again. This parody site apparently uses real images from the government's how-to-get-ready-for-terrorist-attacks-and-other-fun-stuff, but puts their own spin on the ridiculous graphics. Here are some highlights, complete with their hysterical explanations, with my personal two favorites at the end:

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it.


After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that.

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.


Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.

And if you still have any laughter left unlaughed, feel free to head over to one of the many blogs that I have found and enjoy. Michelle at Honest and Truly really cracked me up the other day with this post-- the video is priceless.

Laughing until I pee just a little bit,