this week's guffaws

I have pretty much zero mental capacity right now for putting together a humorous post or even forming a coherent thought. The home projects list have so very many crossed out items! As a result, lovely hubby and I are mostly zombie-like, resorting to communicating through a series of grunts and gestures at the end of this week.

But I did want to acknowledge all you funny guys out there! Last we guffawed together, I asked you to hit me with your best caption for this NRA-approved pic:

Michelle:

And when you shoot, make sure you aim for his HEAD, Margie. If you just close your eyes and shoot, you'll probably miss, and you generally don't get a second chance. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience....

Carrie:

Pistol packin' mammas!

Kris:

No Anna, revolvers go on the LEFT side with the shrimp forks.

Leslie (no blog... yet??):

Lorena Bobbitt's Coffee Clatch--original members of Carmella Soprano's "women who lunch".

"My husband's penis was this big until I caught him cheating with his secretary.....don't worry, I shot it down to size".

AbbotOfUnreason:

The best part of these new Tupperware Revolvers is that they burp when cocked, so you're always sure of a ready weapon (with fresh ammunition).

craftymama:

When i signed up to be a Smith and Wesson distributor, I had no idea I would make money and have fun too!

Cami:

And THEN, once you have installed the bullet INTO the gun, you can actually SHOOT it at someone you'd like to kill! Just think of the possibilities! And if you order our special this month, you'll get a free box of bullets!

Okay, you guys are fantastic. The humor was shooting out all over! You really killed me with those! Oh boy... I'm not even close to being funny, so it's time to call this cartridge empty. Hopefully next week will bring even more home project completions, and more guffaws from a more levelheaded blogger!

Definitely planning to sleep before midnight,