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Sunday, April 05, 2009

this week's guffaws

It's a slow week, and the offering basket hasn't been getting many deposits lately, if you know what I mean, so I'm actually going to send you to another blog for some funny stuff this week. I don't know how I was unaware of the List of the Day blog for so long, but thankfully that has been rectified, and I now know that I can go there to regularly find stuff that really cracks me up! Rather than 'borrow' some of his funny stuff, let me direct you to a recent post that I thoroughly enjoyed-- Newspaper Headlines of the Day. There's some slightly off-color humor in there, and a whole lot of puns and plays on words that never, ever should have gotten past any decent editor. (Alternately, there's a whole lot of Photoshopping going on as well...)

The one offering I do have for you this week is really only a half-funny. Believe me, this pic made me giggle when I saw it, but my creative mind was drawing a blank for a caption (oh yeah, I'm that chick who loves puns... sorry about that). So, what do you think? Wanna have at it? Let's hear your best caption for this photo, and in lieu of any prize for any potential winner, how about we all just enjoy the entries together, like one socialist humor party.

What in the world is this all about??



I know that at my informal gatherings with a few close friends, I always lay out my weaponry on my grandmother's embroidered tablecloth. And you?

Looking forward to your ideas (and hoping that more than 2 people leave a comment!),

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9 comments:

  1. Michelle4/05/2009 11:57 PM

    And when you shoot, make sure you aim for his HEAD, Margie. If you just close your eyes and shoot, you'll probably miss, and you generally don't get a second chance. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience....

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  2. Carrie4/06/2009 12:12 AM

    Pistol packin' mammas! Love it! (Now I make 2 for comment sake!)

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  3. Kris4/06/2009 8:29 AM

    No Anna, revolvers go on the LEFT side with the shrimp forks.

    Also: comment #3. :)

    Have fun this week. It's going to look awesome!

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  4. Leslie4/06/2009 11:08 AM

    Lorena Bobbitt's Coffee Clatch--orignal members of Carmella Soprano's "women who lunch".


    "My husband's penis was this big until I caught him cheating with his secretary.....don't worry, I shot it down to size".

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  5. AbbotOfUnreason4/06/2009 11:22 AM

    The best part of these new Tupperware Revolvers is that they burp when cocked, so you're always sure of a ready weapon (with fresh ammunition).

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  6. morninglight mama4/06/2009 8:38 PM

    Okay guys, you're killing me here!

    Ba dum dum.

    Too funny... everyone has a little comedy writer hiding inside, right?? :)

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  7. Samsmama4/06/2009 9:42 PM

    Ok, I got nothing. That is just too weird. My favorite is the lady on the right. Almost unaware of the fact the she's holding a gun. For all the emotion she's showing, it could be a kleenex.

    I think the comment Kris made is my favorite.

    "Socialist humor party"...tee hee

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  8. craftymama4/09/2009 8:36 PM

    when i signed up to be a smith and wesson distributor, i had no idea i would make money and have fun too!

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  9. Cami4/14/2009 8:24 PM

    "And THEN, once you have installed the bullet INTO the gun, you can actually SHOOT it at someone you'd like to kill! Just think of the possibilities! And if you order our special this month, you'll get a free box of bullets!"

    How's that?

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