this week's guffaws

Oh, the joys that my friend Leslie sends along my email way. This week I have a couple to share with you that made me giggle as usual! First comes one of those emails that makes you think and nod along in agreement, and the other hits you in the heart and makes you consider opening your home to an animal in need... at first...

Random Thoughts for the Day

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Yes, number three is especially funny to me-- for years I told my preschoolers that they'd regret giving me a hard time about napping someday!

Dog in need of good home

Hi everyone!

My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!!). It's a Dachshund, and it's great with kids.

He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, but I think she is just weird!

If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog.

And finally, if you're looking to add another humor blog to your reader, you've gotta check out Autocomplete Me. You ever notice when you're filling in the search box on Google that some of those 'suggestions' aren't exactly what you're looking for? Well, this site is collecting the funniest and wackiest of what Google has to offer. Sometimes the comment below each entry is even funnier than the Google mishap itself!


Another week, another set of laughs,



**How did I do on my gratitude challenge?? **